Thursday, July 24, 2014

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(Source: exothic)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(Source: allhomemade)

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

(Source: jayalvarrez)